"No, no, that's if you brought Jackie along," that woman was a battleaxe and a half. Eleven rubbed his cheek, remembering the sting of that time she'd slapped him good and proper. "She'd start the war and then make a peace treaty with some tea about five minutes later."
Confusing would be an understatement when it came to River. Eleven certainly liked her, an awful lot, despite her being so prone to showing him up and then trying to kiss him. "I think she'd like it. She's a very clever lady, though. She'll probably say 'you told me that already, Doctor' and then we'd end up adventuring somehow. Or on the roof of something."