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Anders (ser_pouncealot) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2011-06-18 23:53:00

Entry tags:

anders, zevran arainai

Who: Anders and Zevran
Where: Zevran's bedroom
What: 'The Morning After'
Warnings: Nothing too explicit. Might be some reference to the night before.

Anders felt like death. He opened his eyes a split second and realized that was a mistake. He closed them again, rolling into a fetal position. Just the little movement made his stomach turn a bit. "Never drinking again," he muttered into his hands that were guarding his face.

His head hurt too much to realize he was in a very unfamiliar place. Nothing registered except the wonderful headache. "Call a healer, I'm dying," he said, not expecting a response.

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	easy_lover 2011-06-19 05:23 am UTC (link)
	"You're just out of practice." Zevran smiled as he pushed himself out of the bed, drawing the curtains shut against the light ebbing into the room. He didn't want to break the head of the man in his bed. Leaning against the wall, it became abundantly clear that the very tattooed elf was naked. (Reply to this) (Thread)

ser_pouncealot
2011-06-19 05:28 am UTC (link)

The voice from very close by let Anders know he was not alone. He opened his eyes again, as much as his head told him not to, and saw the very naked elf. Very. Naked. "Apparently." His brain tried to put together pieces of what happened last night and while he didn't have a clear memory he could guess what fell between the flashes.

"I don't think I've ever been that drunk before."

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	easy_lover 2011-06-19 05:32 am UTC (link)
	"It's likely you won't ever be again, either." Zev smiled and returned to the bed, stretching out and putting his hands behind his head. "It seemed a good cause for celebration, though!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ser_pouncealot
2011-06-19 05:37 am UTC (link)

Anders smiled just a little, then winced when it made his head hurt more. He was realizing that he was naked as well. Not exactly how he'd planned for last night to end, but he probably shouldn't complain.

"Free at last! It was a good night, right? Everyone had fun?" He couldn't remember much yet, but he was sure things would get less fuzzy as the hang over calmed down.

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	easy_lover 2011-06-19 05:40 am UTC (link)
	"Everyone did, yes. You probably should not kiss random bar patrons any longer, however. I do not think that went over quite as well as you had planned." Zev grinned and curled his toes, glad that his room had blackout drapes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-19 05:45 am UTC (link)
	"Did I? That's embarrassing. Please tell me there wasn't a bar fight. Though, it would explain why I feel so horrible." He was naked in bed with a naked Zevran. As much as the pieces were coming together the realization wasn't sinking in. He shouldn't be this calm waking up in bed with someone he'd met once before last night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-19 05:52 am UTC (link)
	"It was brief. Between your friend Michael and myself, not to mention Hawke, there wasn't much competition." Zev rolled over to look at Anders. "You don't remember anything, do you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-19 05:57 am UTC (link)
	"I hope no one was hurt on my account," he said smiling. He hoped that Aveline had gone by that point in the evening. "Not much. Bits and pieces. Mostly my head just feels like it's going to split open and I can't concentrate enough to try and remember. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-19 06:00 am UTC (link)
	"Not too terribly." Zev stood up and went to the bathroom attached to his bedroom, returning with a glass of water and some aspirin. "Here. I am not a healer, but this is the best I can do." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-19 06:05 am UTC (link)
	Anders nodded and instantly regretted the decision. He took the water and pills. He didn't even question it, just did his best to kind of sit up and take the pills and drink as much of the water as he could. It felt amazing. "Thank you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-20 01:19 am UTC (link)
	"You're welcome." He smirked as he flopped back into the bed, still neglecting to put on pants. "I do not know how I am not affected by drink, before you ask. Good heritage!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-20 03:47 am UTC (link)
	"You probably didn't drink as much as I did, either. I had a good 4 drinks on you before you showed up." He started sipping on the water, knowing if he chugged more he might throw it all up. "So. I don't normally. Well, it's been a long time since I've gone home with someone I barley know." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-20 04:06 am UTC (link)
	"Alas, you have figured out my secret! I simply do not drink as much as everyone else." He lopsidedly smiled, petting Anders' hair gently. "It has been a couple of weeks for me as well. Ages! I hope I did not disappoint." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-20 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Anders blushed a little when Zevran pet his hair. "A few weeks. Yeah, I was meaning more like...six, seven years." He looked away a bit, after that comment from Zevran he felt a little...embarrassed. He thought back to the night before. "I was not disappointed, no." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-20 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Zev chuckled and leaned over to snog him. He figured that was the easiest and best way to shut him up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-20 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Anders was a little thrown off, but it didn't take long to kiss back. His head still pounded and he didn't want to move much, but kissing was okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-20 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Zev chuckled, lightly running his fingers over Anders' neck. "I am sure you mostly wanted to test to see if the spirit had left you. If he had not, you likely would not have done half of the terrible things you did to me, no?" His tone was light, and he couldn't help teasing him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-20 05:22 am UTC (link)
	"Terrible? I don't think you thought it was all that terrible last night." He liked the feeling of his fingers on his neck and almost purred a little. "Zevran, if I was not so hung over this would be lovely. But if I move too much this will not be so lovely. The medicine you gave me only does so much." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-20 05:24 am UTC (link)
	"Oh, I was teasing, silly man." He continued to lightly knead his neck before moving to his shoulders. But the idea of Anders throwing up on him made him laugh a little, and he leaned back to go find a basin or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-20 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Anders watched as he reached for something. "If I could just concentrate I could get rid of this hang over and we wouldn't have this problem." It had been a long time since he'd had a casual fling and he wanted to make the best of it. Maybe flings would be better. No worries about feelings and hurting anyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-20 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Handing over a basin, Zev moved to pull on a pair of boxers. He was planning on going downstairs, and there were other people in the house. "I will return with coffee in a moment, that will help. Would you like cream and sugar?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ser_pouncealot
2011-06-20 05:49 pm UTC (link)

Anders took the basin, putting it down next to him. He hoped that wouldn't be necessary. "Cream and sugar, thanks." Coffee sounded very good.

When Zevran left Anders looked around and moves slowly to find his pants. He pulled his cellphone out of the pocket. He checked his messages and saw that Alim sent him a text checking up on him. He texted him back, 'Other than the massive hangover fine. It was good to see you last night.'

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	easy_lover 2011-06-21 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Eventually he came back up the stairs with a tray loaded with danishes, cups, and a carafe of coffee. He was nothing if not resourceful! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ser_pouncealot
2011-06-21 05:05 am UTC (link)

Anders smelled the coffee before he saw the elf. Oh that was like heaven. His phone dinged and he looked down. Alim had responded. 'Glad to hear Zevran didn't do anything too terrible to you. If you ever need anything of me, feel free to ask'. Anders smiled at that, looking up at Zevran as he came back into the room.

"Coffee. Wonderful." He quickly typed back to Alim before getting a cup.

'Nothing he did was terrible. You could point me towards a healer. I don't think I've ever drank that much.'

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	easy_lover 2011-06-21 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	Smirking to himself, he sat down to sip his coffee as well. "Are you sending a message to Merrill? Or to Alim?" He couldn't help chuckling, remembering Anders' snog with a surprised and squeaky Merrill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-21 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	"H'm? Oh, Alim was making sure you didn't do anything too terrible to me." Anders watched Zevran a little suspiciously. "Why would you think I was messaging Merrill?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-22 03:10 am UTC (link)
	"Because your tongue was in her mouth." He raised an eyebrow, leaning back and waiting to see Anders' reaction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-22 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Anders just stared at him for a minute. "That is not funny." It had to be a joke. But after a second he actually remembered. "Oh Maker, Hawke is going to kill me. I need to hide." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-22 04:06 am UTC (link)
	"She thought it funny at the time, if I recall, but one never knows with women. Maybe she will make you beg." Zevran grinned and waggled his eyebrows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-22 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Anders didn't seem too be too reassured. "That. This is not good." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-22 04:35 am UTC (link)
	"You were drunk, and Merrill was very confused. I do not think that Hawke will kill you. But you may wish to write her an apology." It was the polite thing to do, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-22 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	"Yes! I'll write an apology." He had the horrible fer of them not wanting to see or talk to him again and tried to push it away. "It was just a drunk kiss. It didn't mean anything. They will understand." He hoped. He looked over at the very sexy elf. "Right?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-23 03:29 am UTC (link)
	"Be sure to write it on a nice card." He grinned and nodded. "I think they will understand." He was still wearing boxers, but managed to own the tightest, most pretty much obscene pair of boxer briefs ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-23 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Anders drank more of his coffee. He was starting to feel a little more human. "Was there anything else I did I should know about?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-23 03:55 am UTC (link)
	"Nothing too terrible." He lay back down on the bed, sprawling out comfortably and yawning. "You kissed a few other people who you do not know, but I doubt you will ever meet them again. So you do not have to worry about them trying to kill you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ser_pouncealot
2011-06-23 04:07 am UTC (link)

Anders grinned. "Oh good, I was kissing everyone. Maybe this thing will just blow over."

"You know, between the aspirin and the coffee I think I might be able to concentrate enough." He closed his eyes and his head was feeling clearer. He cast a simple heal spell a felt like a new man. "Thank the maker." He was eyeing Zevran now. "You know, I was very drunk last night."

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	easy_lover 2011-06-23 04:13 am UTC (link)
	"Exactly." He yawned and burrowed back under his covers. "You do not have to let me down easy, Anders. I know this only happened because you were drunk. But it got you to stop sulking for a while, no?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-23 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Anders looked at the elf for a second. "No. Well, yes. I meant I was very drunk and did not get to fully enjoy last night. I was more suggesting a repeat performance." He thought Zevran would get that. He did word it poorly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-23 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Zev's eyebrows shot up, and he grinned, rolling over so he was on top of Anders. "Oh. Well, perhaps that could be arranged," he smirked, already gnawing on Anders' neck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-06-23 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	Anders made a noise between a laugh and a moan. It had been a long time for him and he wanted to enjoy this fully. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2011-06-23 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	Zev grinned and snogged him again, amused as well. He was glad that Anders was happy; it was a nice change from how he'd been just days before. (Reply to this) (Parent)