Arthur ducked over to Merlin, feeling relieved. "Merlin! Finally, yes." He ran a hand over the back of his hair, a little disturbed by the level of 'product' in it.
"Right. You said you would explain things." Arthur didn't even know where to start. "What are you wearing?" he asked, tilting his head and wrinkling his nose. "Nevermind. So... What exactly is this place?"