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Oizys, Goddess of Misery. (misery_inc) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2010-08-05 02:39:00

Entry tags:

dolos, oizys

Who: Dolos and Oizys
Where: Las Vegas, Chapel of Eternal Love
Warnings: Err.. probably violence. Language. maybe a wedding. Who knows? Those wacky greeks.

10 minutes.

She was there when he said, appearing in the place with her arms folded, an annoyed look on her face - if possible, more annoyed than usual. -No- one could irk her like her brother did, and this was hinging on cruel.

Glancing around, she looked for the source of her current ire.

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probablylying
2010-08-05 07:11 am UTC (link)

He was slightly late. But then he had an excuse. It took at least two extra minutes to wave on a tux, gather a bouquet of flowers and find the right ring. Did you know that it took at least five hand waves to find the perfect ring? You'd think it would happen on the first try but noooo.

So when he appeared two minutes after Oizys did, he was all ready. Taking one look at her, he smirked.

"Well that just won't do. Guess I need to get you a dress too, huh?"

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	misery_inc 2010-08-05 07:14 am UTC (link)
	She eyed him dubiously, smirking. "Going a bit far, don't you think? I'm not putting on a dress for this farce." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-05 07:18 am UTC (link)
	"Don't worry. I'll put it on for you." With a wave, he changed her clothes into a dress. Once that was done, he held gave her the bouquet and held out his arm for her. "Let's go get hitched!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-05 07:35 am UTC (link)
	She growled the moment she felt her outfit change, normal clothes returning in an instant, and shoved at him. "Look. Joke's gone far enough, alright? I showed, I played along. It's over." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-05 07:43 am UTC (link)
	Dolos simply switched her clothes back. "No joke. Let's go before Dracula gets tired of waiting." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-05 07:46 am UTC (link)
	And her clothes went back to normal. "I'm going home." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

probablylying
2010-08-05 07:50 am UTC (link)

She clearly wasn't going to walk into the chapel, so Dolos guessed he was just going to have to carry her. Switching her clothes back first before he grabbed her and swung her up in his arms.

He moved into the chapel area and as they walked in the creepy wedding march started. Once they were up to the front, he set her down on her feet and keeping her hand in his, turned towards the open coffin.

"Let's get this show on the road!"

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	misery_inc 2010-08-05 08:03 am UTC (link)
	She shrieked as she was lifted up, fists pounding against him until she was dropped. Again, just a thought, and her clothes were back to normal, and she glared at Dracula as he started to rise from the coffin. "It's a sham, dammit!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-05 08:12 am UTC (link)
	And her clothes changed again. "Don't listen to her. She's just mad with excitement. Feel free to begin." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-05 08:14 am UTC (link)
	And back. The Officiant just blinked at the rapidly changing outfit, and coughed, starting the service, immediately interrupted. "I'm not saying some phony vows just so you can get your damn rocks off, Dolos...." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-05 08:23 am UTC (link)
	And forth. "Sexy, you know you love it when my rocks get off. Now hush, so we can finish this." Dolos patted her hand, smiled at Dracula and nodded for him to continue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-05 08:48 am UTC (link)
	And back. And Dracula just got a glare... the sort that actually had him shaking. "Continue. I dare you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

probablylying
2010-08-05 07:15 pm UTC (link)

And forth.

Dolos gave the minister a sympathtic look, wrapped an arm around Oizys, pulled her close and clamped a hand over her mouth.

"Be nice to Dracula. He's doing us a favor."

The young man playing dracula simply stared at the two of them.

"Look, man. I can't do this if she doesn't want it..."

"She does. She's just playing hard to get, aren't you, Weezy my love?"

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	misery_inc 2010-08-05 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	And back. Just as teeth chomped down hard on Dolos' hand. Hard enough to draw blood. well, ichor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-05 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	The dress would have to wait for a moment. Dolos yanked his hand away from her mouth and shook it. Ichor hit the ground as he hissed in pain. "Ouch, darling! If you do that now what will we have left for the wedding bed tonight?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-06 10:32 am UTC (link)
	"I told you I'm not going through with this farce." "You deserve it." She smirked as she watched him, no small amount of glee at his pain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-06 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	"Farce? Who said anything about a farce? And why do I deserve to get bit? You're the one backing out now. What? You don't love me enough to marry me, Weezy?" Dolos asked with a pout on his face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-07 12:09 am UTC (link)
	"Backing out? Backing out implies there was anything to this in the first place!" She glared at him harshly, arms crossing over her chest. "You're not serious. And I am tired of you thinking I'm some sort of fucking toy to play with." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-07 01:08 am UTC (link)
	"A toy? Weezy, I have toys. Mortal toys, plastic toys, toys that go varoooom. You're not a toy." And that was the gods awful truth. Dolos lies about a lot, but not about this. "I was being serious when I asked you to marry me. Now, can we stop wasting this vampire's time and get back to this?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-07 01:49 am UTC (link)
	She just stared at him, wavering on believing him. "... Why would you want to do that?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-07 02:23 am UTC (link)
	He shrugged. "Why wouldn't I?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-07 03:06 am UTC (link)
	"That's a dumb answer." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-07 05:49 am UTC (link)
	"Because I wanted to." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-07 05:51 am UTC (link)
	"You don't just get married because you FEEL LIKE IT." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-07 05:57 am UTC (link)
	"Why not? It's not like I'm marrying some random person after all. Plus, it's like we're already married anyway and we love each other so what does it matter? Also, what will the children think? Huh? Don't you know it's not good for them to live in a broken home." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-07 06:01 am UTC (link)
	"Stop." She frowned at him, though it was a softer expression than her normal scowl... it was more a cross between confusion and sadness. "Don't bring the kids into it. This has nothing to do with them. Are you trying to tell me this is something you seriously want. Because you love me...? And you want all the extra stuff that comes with forever?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-07 06:38 am UTC (link)
	"Yes. I said that already." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-07 06:43 am UTC (link)
	"No. "No you didn't." There was a natural desire to chalk everything up to a lie, but that was the easy way out. "Question. If shit goes bad, what will you do?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

probablylying
2010-08-07 06:50 am UTC (link)

"Yes, I did. I said 'Marry me.' Why would I say that if I wasn't ready for...all of that stuff you said?" His hand made a sweeping motion to illustrate his words.

Dolos shook his head. Why did she have to do all this talking? Couldn't they just get on with it?

"What? I'd do exactly what I always do. Make jokes and annoy you until you stop talking to me, just like you always do."

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	misery_inc 2010-08-07 06:52 am UTC (link)
	"I mean really bad. Once I stop talking, and wont start." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

probablylying
2010-08-07 07:08 am UTC (link)

"I've been through that before. You always start talking to me again sooner or later. Besides, I talk enough for the two of us."

Dolos took a look at her and his brow furrowed.

"What are you wanting me to say here? That I'll leave you? Becoming one of the Mounties and start fucking everything that walks? Well, I wasn't planning on doing either of those, but if that's what you want, I think I could work with that."

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	misery_inc 2010-08-07 07:12 am UTC (link)
	"No.... Dolos, No." She shook her head, wrapping her arms around herself. "I don't want to know what you think I want to hear. If things blow up completely, like they did for Mos... what are you going to do?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-07 07:30 am UTC (link)
	"Well, I certainly won't marinate myself in whiskey and sleep with Kakia, that's for damn sure." Dolos rolled his eyes. "I'd talk to you, Weezy. Like I always do. Can't we just come to that if and when we come to that? Marriage isn't about knowing everything, it's about working it out when it happens." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-07 07:33 am UTC (link)
	"No. No we can't. I... I want to know if you're going to go get wasted until you're giving Kakia a run for her money when it comes to sloth, or if you're going to fight for it." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

probablylying
2010-08-07 07:49 am UTC (link)

"Oizys."

Moving close to Oizys, he took her face into his hands gently and kept his eyes on hers.

"We've fought before. We'll fight again. We've stopped talking. We've made up. We've done it all before. I'm not Momos. You're not Ate. We are not them. You know the answer to that question. You know you do. But if you need to hear me say it, I will. I'd fight for it. Why wouldn't I?"

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misery_inc
2010-08-07 07:58 am UTC (link)

She nodded slowly, lips parting as if to say something before her head dropped a bit, stepping in as she wrapped her arms around his waist. As she hugged him, the dress returned.

"I still hate you." The words were muffled against his chest, and she took advantage of the hug to just relax a bit, finally turning her head toward Dracula, giving him an annoyed look.

"Well? Come on, get on with it. Just skip to the end... the rest doesn't matter."

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	probablylying 2010-08-07 08:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh thank Gaia. He wrapped his arms around her and nodded to Dracula, who was standing there with his mouth wide open. One cough and he was back and taking Weezy's advice. "I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride." Dolos went to kiss her, but stopped. "Wait. I have a ring!" Taking out the box, he showed it to her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-07 08:17 am UTC (link)
	"Hmm?" She blinked as he paused right before the kiss, and she glanced at the ring, plucking it from the box and sliding it onto her finger - it was really rather lovely. "Oh. Nice." Ring acquired, she reached up and slid her fingers into her hair, dragging him in close for a kiss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

probablylying
2010-08-07 08:26 am UTC (link)

And an excellent kiss it was. They were at it so long, Dracula cleared his thought.

"Umm...I have another wedding waiting."

Dolos broke the kiss and grinned at Oizys.

"See what happens when you give in? We could have been at a hotel sexing it up by now! You know, heart shaped bed, white wedding nightie. You're nervous because you've never done this before. I tell you it will only hurt a little..."

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	misery_inc 2010-08-07 08:28 am UTC (link)
	Growling, she punched him hard in the arm. "Did you know 60% of newly married couples don't have sex on their wedding night? Welcome to married life, asshole." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-07 08:32 am UTC (link)
	"Oh, please. We're newlyweds. We're supposed to do it ten times a day for two years straight, THEN it drops to nothing. That's scientific fact." Linking his fingers with hers, Dolos kissed the back of her hand. "Come on. Let's go join that 40%." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2010-08-07 08:35 am UTC (link)
	"Fiiiiiine." She almost smiled, leaning as she moved to follow him out of the chapel. "I'll let you remind me why I hate you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2010-08-07 08:36 am UTC (link)
	"Don't worry. It will come to you sooner or later." (Reply to this) (Parent)