"You missed a lot, and no, I didn't. You and I and her were all brought here from where we were before. Basically, it's an alternate dimension with magic, gods, goddesses, superheroes, vampires, stuff like that. Mia is my girlfriend, I love her, and we've been dating for a while. And yes, she was pimped out by an ex-boyfriend because she ran away from home to avoid her abusive dad. She's amazing, and I'm surprised you still have all your teeth."
He hadn't lied, but that was about as tactful as he could manage. He folded his arms, gritting his teeth.