She rolled her eyes, trying to twist the cap off of her beer and failing, considering she had talons on her fingers keeping her from getting a grip. She finally snapped it off the counter, taking a long drink.
"I'm aware, this could be worse. In a few hours, I might even find it funny, but for now, I think I'm in fucking shock, you ass. I'm a woman," With a gesture over his- her- body, that suggested that yes, the change had been completely anatomically correct.