"Doesn't work like that. I have to find a dude who looks exactly like me, except he has a goatee, and then I turn into him. I don't know why. Hell, used to be I couldn't even turn into people, so I'm gonna blame the French. No real reason. They're there." He wondered if all mutant dates were like this. A discussion of powersets and then copious making out. They hadn't progressed as far as the copious making out yet, but Gar was basically an ambulatory avatar of hope.
"Hey, can I ask you something?" The serious tone of voice was a rare one. "Why did it bother you so much that Coffee Girl asked me out? I mean, yeah, you like me, you have big squishy girl feelings, blah blah blah. But I flirt with everyone and you never seem to mind. The other day I flirted with the pizza girl. Why Coffee Girl?"