They walked in the main door to be greeted by the massive apatosaurus that was probably the most iconic exhibit here, heralded in song and story. Or comic book and TV show, anyway. Gar, who spent a surprising amount of time dinosaur shaped, still felt a bit awestruck whenever he saw it. It made him worry about bumping his head when next he shapeshifted.
"So funny story. That one? That's the apatosaurus. Big fucking dinosaur. You ever want a ride on one, let me know. Anyway, no one calls it the apatosaurus, 'cause this paleontologist discovered a bigger specimen a few years after he found the first one, and thought it was a different species. He named it the brontosaurus, and it stuck. And some paleontologists think it should be called the brontosaurus, because apatosaurus is a lame name." He paused as he realized that he'd gone an entire paragraph intelligently. "So yeah. I watch a lot of Animal Planet. And I'm trying to impress you a little, not gonna lie."