"Ay, close enough." The proper pronunciation was 'Luge', but then that the was the Portuguese way of saying it, not the American. "George Luz, at your service, but you could call me 'George'."
He let out a future. "Future eh? Sounds like some twisted version of Oz." Now if any witch on a broom showed up, well he was already soaked to the skin, he could hug her to death.
"Say, know where I could find a hotel or something? Some place with hot water?" Because he couldn't remember the last time he had taken a shower.