"Well, it's supposed to be weird. I mean, if it weren't weird, that would be pretty... weird. Um. All right, lemme start again. Okay, see..." Gar sighed. "I lost it. I had a thing to say, and it was probably wicked perfect for this very situation, and now it's gone forever. God damn it, now how are we going to settle this?" He was half joking, though he still hoped that he could bluff his way into the perfect thing to say. Nothing was coming so far, though.
"All right, here. You... like me. And that's new information, so I really need elaboration on that front. So if you have anything to toss in there--why, how, why, I'd really appreciate it. Because right now I'm kind of drowning. In an ocean of... stuff."