"Defensive? No no. That is totally offensive, like I'm getting offended at your suggestions." She mumbled, looking non plussed about the fact that she could have hurt him. She thought that the only thing that he would hurt was his ego. And his big head would cushion the blow.
Her eyes got all big and glarey at his mention of her being a sexpot. God she was going to kill him. "Um. No. There's no way you're sleeping anywhere near me. You can definitely sleep on the couch. Or better yet, the floor. In the living room. Or maybe the kitchen. I'll get you a doggy bed, how is that?" Yeah there was no way that she was giving up her bed or sharing it or anything like that. No amount of puppy dog eyes could make her give it up.
"You are so far off track it's pathetic. No. Way."