"I prefer to talk to real people. I'm friends with a couple people on there anyway, and they're good people, I just prefer live interaction to digital. Not only that, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to be singled out by one of the scarier things on there. Some of those people are dangerous and they make no effort to hide the fact." He smiled a little and shrugged a shoulder, making sure he had the things he needed for his class. "It's got one catch, though - as opposed to it being a portal, it's more like a Hotel California situation. We can't leave. Believe me, I've tried," More or less only to test the theory, though. Phineas didn't mind this reality at all, he just wanted to see if he could find a way back. He motioned to a gadget that was set on top of the chinchilla cage, keeping its hatch closed. "Standard universal transportation device. It should essentially open up a wormhole to any reality, if you feed some origin-based material into it, you know how it works. I tried it and it only dropped me into Yonkers."