"Oh, I know, it's why I'm doing it. You scientists are adorable with the wanting to experiment." He took another cookie, munching contentedly. "Thor doesn't seem that bad, he was nice to Mom. Really, the weirdest part about here is how normal all the abnormalities are. Gods want to get married and have babies. Superheroes worry about their hair. Normal situations, abnormal people. Then again, I might not be totally impartial. I don't even know how to use a blowdryer."
He picked up Dog and jangled a toy so the mostly blind creature could hear and take it. He beamed as Dog gnawed with obvious pleasure.