"Sweet Jesus. What the FUCK are you talking about? Did you lose what little sanity you had left in the six months I've been gone?" Momos turned to Hestia and took a deep breath.
"I apologize, Hestia. Let me explain. First off, about a month before the vortex sucked me out of this world and into the other, OUR daughter from the FUTURE appeared on our doorstep. I know she's OUR daughter from the FUTURE because during one of this world's special little phases it turned Ate into FUTURE!Ate and she introduced me to our daughter. OUR daughter. Secondly, I didn't just LEAVE anyone. I didn't waltz out of here all tra-la-la. I was sucked out without my express agreement and had NOTHING to do with IT! Thirdly, my wife, who has always been on the crazy side of sane has CLEARLY lost all hold of the real world."
He hadn't meant to lose it like that, but couldn't help it. She has fucking nuts.