Who: Puck and Kurt What: Kurt got peeved and hid Puck's favorite cologne. When: Sunday night. Where: Their dorm room. Rating: Uhm. PG-13? Puck has a mouth on him sometimes.
Puck had managed to annoy the living hell out of Kurt. But, that wasn't a surprise in the slightest. The mohawked neanderthal did manage to do just that ridiculously often, after all. But this time Kurt had decided that he wasn't going to let it slide by with nothing more than a few carefully worded insults, even if they seemed to go right over Puck's head half of the time anyway. So when Puck left the room at one point, Kurt slipped into their shared bathroom to steal his cologne. And not just any cologne, but Puck's favorite.
And it just so happened that Puck's favorite cologne was actually purchased by none other than Kurt himself. He had gotten it for the moron for Christmas and Kurt still didn't know what possessed him to do such a thing. But, at least he had thought ahead enough to have never mentioned the fact that he was the one to get the scent that Puck seemed to enjoy so much. He had simply wrapped it, put Puck's name on it, and left it on his bed. It was all very convincing, especially when Kurt had told him that he found it outside of their room when he had returned that day.
But it was time for Kurt to take the cologne back. It would be one less thing to make Puck happy in this very strange world, after all. And not only did he take it back, but he hid it in the back corner of his closet, where Puck would likely never go.