"Well if you's ain'ts being a fan, dat's is mean you can sits over here and has a drink." Two things that were always readily available and usually within the guitarist's reach: Guitar and booze.
She shrugged, "And ja, dey's is usuallies make a whole lots of kind of noise like dat, and I ain't wants de respropsabilities of keeps alla dem happy, pfeh, ain't my job, lets somesbody else deal on dat."