"They really are a how to guide on what you shouldn't do with your life." She shook her head, sighing a little. "Sometimes I wish I could smack some smart into them, but I love them too. Just not in the same way you do, they're like my retarded friends." She took a sip of her drink and smiled lopsidedly at him when he mentioned a gift. "I was going to get you one, so yeah, probably."