"My dog is an alien that used to be blue and have six arms but now looks like a guy in his twenties. I'm learning voodoo and I kill chickens. Also, I read books about skin diseases for fun. It's hard to scare me, Buster Brown. Okay, that does it, I'm calling you Brownie." She shrugged and took off her shoes, revealing mismatched holiday socks - one Easter, one Halloween.