"Once again, real life has ruined my understanding of the world." Maybe it was the English thing. Or maybe it was the magic, mutants and Muggles all intermingling. He didn't know. Whatever it was, reality was a pain in the ass.
"So hey, here's a question. I didn't even know you guys had a home to come to. I thought homecoming was something about football, which England doesn't know about. So what's the deal?"