"As I suggested, my time in high school was very brief, and I was a Teen Titan at the time, so it was hardly normal. It's hard to care about high school politics when your after-school activities are like... chasing down cult leaders in Europe and shit. Everything I know about high school I know from movies, and since this isn't an all-girl school, one genre of movies is straight out of the picture." Alas, poor lesbians. "So somewhere, there is a group of girls that are super popular despite the fact that no one likes them, and they are mean to you because you're awesome."
He gave this some thought, took a drink, then continued. "Also, there's a pretty girl somewhere who everyone thinks is ugly because she has a ponytail and glasses."