"'Not ugly, per se'!" Melissa snickered at that, "Oh, those are vows if I ever heard them! Does he turn your crank, dear, I wasn't asking if he was handsome in comparison to George bloody Clooney, which, no offense, luv, but there is no bloody way he even reaches that-I was asking if you thought he was sexy. But, you say he's alright and that's alright. He at least good at the sex bit?"