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Shawn Spencer (psychyouout) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-02-23 15:46:00

Entry tags:

kitt, shawn spencer

Who:Shawn Spencer and KITT. Yeah the Car. Fr SRZ.
Where: Vegas baby! Bellagio to be specific. Shawn's a dork like that.
What:Drinking... more drinking... probably other things after the drinking... ~~Val Kilmer is hot. Sue us.~~
Warnings: I'ma gonna go with a hells yeah on that one.

Shawn was a dork. A total dork. Not that he'd ever admit it, but there is something inherently dorky about having a date with a former car, a suped up ride that you worshipped as a kid, in a hotel that you specifically picked because of its movie history.

He sat at the bar, nursing a vodka soda and waited for ~~Val~~ KITT to arrive, wondering for the millionth time if this was a really good idea or a really really bad one. Especially the drinking part where after a few, he might not be able to resist...

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idonotkid
2008-02-24 12:25 am UTC (link)

Once KITT had used the portkey to get to Vegas, he used his much more advanced version of an iPhone to triangulate where Shawn was located using traffic light cameras and such to track him. One had caught him heading into the Bellagio, so he roared off in his car towards the casino.

Once he arrived, he headed inside, dressed casually in jeans, t-shirt and a black jacket, and strolled over to where Shawn sat. KITT didn't really have any expectations of this except his first drinking experience.

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psychyouout
2008-02-24 12:32 am UTC (link)

Shawn smiled as he noticed KITT approach out of the corner of his eye. Turning around to face him, he couldn't help the approving once over as he checked KITT out, finally getting to see him in person, and briefly wondered how long he could pull the 'blame the booze' excuse tonight.

Grinning devilishly, Shawn patted the stool next to him in an obvious invitation. "Hey stranger. Fancy meeting you here."

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idonotkid
2008-02-24 05:58 am UTC (link)

KITT was very oblivious to the fact that Shawn was checking him out. He didn't notice most human things like that right now. He was too fascinated with being able to interact with the world around him. "Oh! There you are, Shawn Spencer," he said as he sat on the stool next to him. "You are drinking vodka." He then extended his hand out to Shawn. "It is nice to meet you, Shawn."

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	psychyouout 2008-02-24 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Shawn clasped hands with KITT, amused at his enthusiasm and the shake his hand recieved. "It's really nice to meet you too KITT. So, I'm figuring it's pretty safe to assume that you researched alcohol so you ready to pick your first poison or what?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

idonotkid
2008-02-24 06:42 am UTC (link)

"I have researched alcohol, but casinos are known for watering down their beverages so that what should be very potent is not the proper level to achieve intoxication at the appropriate pace. The perfect solution to this is to purchase actual bottles ourselves and drink them at our leisure somewhere. Preferably a hotel room where neither of us will come to harm since we will be somewhere safe." KITT laid out what seemed like a fitting solution to this, at least, in his head.

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	psychyouout 2008-02-24 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Shawn choked on his drink, nearly spitting its contents all over the bar and possibly bartender (so not a good idea if one wants to be kept in booze.) After the coughing fit concluded, Shawn turned to face KITT. "I see someone also researched 'slick' as well. Hope you brought enough cash for your devious plot. The Bellagio ain't cheap and neither am I." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

idonotkid
2008-02-24 07:05 am UTC (link)

KITT frowned when Shawn started to choke and he did the automatic response of patting him on the back. "I hope you are all right."

When the fit subsided, he folded his hands on the bar top. "Slick? No, I did not. I already know the meaning of that word, but my plan is just to ensure the night will be a more enjoyable and less dangerous experience for us. I do my best to ensure the safety of my drivers. This is not much different than those times."

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psychyouout
2008-02-24 07:14 am UTC (link)

"Slick as in... nevermind." Shawn finished the last of his drink and started to get up from his stool. "Alrighty Kittycat, did you book a room here or elsewhere? Since you've got this all planned out already, you probably did book a room for the night... and you do realize that you don't need a driver anymore yeah? I think you might have left your steering wheel in your other jacket."

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idonotkid
2008-02-24 09:19 pm UTC (link)

"No, but I can in thirty seconds, " he answered as he pulled out the small PDA like device and began to punch buttons on the screen. "I have a confirmation number, 0563885035, and we can check in at any time we wish." He turned the phone to show Shawn what he'd just done. "I know I do not need a driver, but that does not negate my original ideals and morals that were programmed into me."

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	psychyouout 2008-02-24 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Shawn briefly thought of arguing that since he was a person now, it was kinda hard to program anything into him, but figured that bickering about minor details with stubborn former machineheads wasn't the best start to the evening. "Lead the way then. What else does that thing do? Can it make you a credit card to pay for all this? Ooh Ooh! Can I try it?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

idonotkid
2008-02-24 10:11 pm UTC (link)

"I have accounts that were created for Mike and I route money from them. I can make almost anything with this." He cleared the screen and put it back into his pocket. "No, Shawn. I do not let anyone touch this." His voice very stern on the matter. He walked towards the front of the casino to the lobby, greeting the concierge with a smile. "Hi, I reserved a room under the name Mike Tracer." The girl nodded and looked it up on her computer, printed out a receipt and issued a room key to him, thanking him for his business.

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	psychyouout 2008-02-24 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Hands shoved in his pockets, Shawn followed KITT over towards the elevators. "You're quite the fast learner. I was expecting a bit more... I dunno... confusion I guess." He leaned against the wall next to the elevators and smiled at KITT. "So, in the spirit of staying safe in hotel rooms, what do you say we check out the room service menus?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

idonotkid
2008-02-24 11:13 pm UTC (link)

"I was designed this year. Why would I not be able to function properly? I was a car, Shawn, not an idiot in the Middle Ages. I'm just fine." KITT was confused at how Shawn would think he was incapable of being able to take care of himself. He had been the most intelligent AI system implanted in a vehicle. Not just a plain old car. "We can order the liquor and whatever else we want to eat. I've had ice cream before. I have no eaten other things."

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	psychyouout 2008-02-24 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	"And having seen you in action, I know you were an awesome car. That's totally not what I meant. I meant... it's probably a helluv lot easier to be a car than to be a person." Stepping out of the elevator, Shawn stopped caring about looking cool and just gaped. "Penthouse... you reserved the penthouse..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

idonotkid
2008-02-28 04:12 am UTC (link)

"It's much easier to be a person tapped in to everything than a car. I can go many more places now than I could before." Sliding the card through the reader, the door beeped and unlocked with KITT nudging it open to let them inside. The place was about as decked out as it got when it came to suites, and they had everything imaginable at their disposal.

"Too much? I thought it would be better than having a lesser room. Are you not supposed to impress a date?"

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psychyouout
2008-02-28 04:32 am UTC (link)

Hmm. Let's think. Super hot guy in a hotel room? Or waxing poetic about stupid human emotions and negative fall out? Shawn desided to drop that part of the conversation and focused entierly on the sweet room KITT had scored for the two of them.

"Dude, if this is how you begin to impress? I cannot wait to see the second act. I wonder if they have Xboxes in here..." He shucked his jacket and shoes somewhere in the area of the enterance way and wandered around, taking in every aspect of the room to be stored in his handy dandy lil memory thing. Even if nothing happened beyond wasted video game playing, at least it would be an interesting evening.

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idonotkid
2008-02-29 07:29 am UTC (link)

The website had said the room came with a full stocked refrigerator, so KITT headed for that to pull out aforementioned liquor he had promised. "The second act? What is expected of the second act of a date? I know humans have a variety of ways to progress in dates. A goodnight kiss to sexual intercourse and everything in between." Pulling a couple of bottles out, he walked into the kitchen area and set them on the countertop. "I have found the liquor. There are many bottles to become intoxicated if we wish to do so."

He began to open cabinets and found glasses, pulled them out and sat them next to the bottles. KITT had a way about him, always making sure to be as efficient as possible no matter what he did. "Should I look up liquor combinations to achieve this as quickly as possible?" he asked as he pulled out his little PDA.

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	psychyouout 2008-03-01 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	"I see we're going to have to work on the 'figure of speech' part. And you don't have to look up anything really. Just pour 'em out and drink it up. In fact, you can hit me with one right now." Shawn walked into the kitchen and picked up a glass, holding it out towards KITT and giving him his most adorably devilish smile. (Reply to this) (Parent)