"Lovely, I can't wait to watch the kitsch pop up out of nowhere. It'll be like Disneyland all over again. I truly hope you have more of a say in it than logistics." He could almost envision what a 21st century look back on the 17th century free ports would be. It would likely look like the colonial villages you could find anywhere, run by executives who didn't have a clue.
"Making something as interesting as a pirate village tourist-friendly would take out all of the appeal of a pirate village." He muttered.