"Could just turn into you and feel myself up, but that's not nearly as much fun. Or so I would imagine." In truth, while he'd occupied her body for a while, he'd been good, mostly on the grounds that she would eviscerate him if he wasn't. Besides, he knew what she looked like topless, and adding green to that would only confuse his mental images.
"You're sending signals there, Rosie. Maybe you want to be distracted a little. I've got to be more interesting than the history of the United Kingdom. '1066: William the Bastard took over. 1200-something: Kicked out the Williamses. Lotta wars follow. Then there's Shakespeare, then all the interesting stuff takes place in America until World War I."