Who: Nathan Explosion and Othnar the Tooth Collector. What: Saint Patty's Day drinking. (Or, any other Tuesday night for these guys.) When: Tuesday night. Where: A bar in Lapland. Warnings: Swearing and drunken shenanigans.
Nathan took the portkey to Lapland, after confirming with his wife that it was actually a place. (At first, he was convinced it was a strip club.) Soon he was striding into the bar, wallet armed with credit cards and local currency. He was only buzzed, which was entirely unacceptable.