"So you're a school nurse then?" Severus asked, feeling annoyingly self-conscious about that horrible little flat though he shouldn't have. He'd have never allowed lime green or bright orange into a place where he had to sleep.
After hanging up his coat and offering to do the same with Lily's, he looked through the many things he'd taken from the walls or shelves until he found something rude enough and returned to offer Lily a heavy stone phallus.
"A peace offering for the younger Black," he said, smirking pretty badly, "So. It's horrible, isn't it? The artist was actually rather good, it's just his subject matter that offends... and his neighbors. I worry I'll be accosted every time I leave. He was very... popular, it seems. I'll get you something to drink."
A shop of his own. He wasn't so sure about that yet.