"'ank 'oo, 'osie." Ooh, this one was a truffle. And truffles were the best kind. It was built right in the name; people didn't pay piles of money per pound for something called a Nutty Chew. Assuming there was a naturally-occurring thing called a nutty chew.
He had a nutty chew in his pants.
Damn it, his mouth was full of caramel. He would have to save the joke for the next time it presented itself. Someone would set him up sooner or later.