"See, that's hot. I should go scratch out 'Bitches' and write 'Dudes.'" He patted her leg absently and returned his attention to the movie. After a while, he said, "Here's what I like about this movie. The girl says that she loves some Jane Austen book, so he goes out and reads it. And he clearly hates it, but he keeps at it anyway. Any other dude, he'd be doing it to get into her pants. But what's he going to get out of this? Cybersex?"
He paused. "Did they have cybersex in the nineties? Was the internet always for porn? I should research this sometime. For science!"