She smiled crookedly, setting the cookies down where they could both reach and leaving the milk on the nightstand as she settled herself crosslegged on the open space, "Okay, so, few months before I got here, which is like, a lot of few months before you guys showed up, there was a ... thing, going around." It was magic really, how she managed to babble and not spray cookie crumbs at the same time.
She'd get to the actual diabolical plot soon enough, really.