Jasper listened to that, brow furrowing, "What d'you mean, your Jasper? I'm Jasper, and I sure as 'ell haven't been datin' any missus for that long," He was frankly surprised he was dating one just then, but he wasn't going to argue about it, "And as I see it, love, I've not a place to be 'sides here, so why don't you tell me it? This story of ours?"