"Hell no, Pelekai. I think that blood clot's affecting your sight, too." Teja almost sincerely pouted when she removed her legs. "I'm really not on the market, though, anyway. I haven't dated since I was seventeen. I just don't think I'm really very trustworthy at this point. I went purely straightedge about then, and I only recently reintroduced caffeine into my system, and I'm no good at parties. I don't dance. I hate theaters, I hate going to restaurants for more than fifteen minutes at a time, and I really don't do the whole 'cuddling' thing." Trying to find more reasons why he was absolutely, unquestionably undatable, he tried for, "And I sword fight as a hobby. That usually kills people. You wouldn't want to date a killer, would you?"
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