"Oh we met when we were kids, and then the next time I saw him he was all grown up even though it had only been a month or two for me, and then it happened in reverse, where it was years and years before I saw him again but he was still the same age he had been, and that's about when we wound up here."
She laughed at that, "Glad I missed that one, I'd make a terrible guy. All knees and elbows and pink hair. Ew."