"Oh, Henry. I don't think you're nearly amusing enough to make me get off." Grinning, she slid off his back, stretching languidly beside him on the mattress.
"I'd argue that point, really. Though at the moment I could probably claim more ownership of that body than you could. I worked hard to get it in that delicious state. Go ahead. If you can get to the restroom and back without assistance? I'll give you a cookie."