"I doubt vampires are idiots," he said, licking foam off of his upper lip, "I was talking more about temperment. They're all crafty, sure, but I think the majority of them are ... well, I hate using the word evil but i can't think of another." He sighed and shook his head.
Then she was teasing him and it felt normal and natural like they'd been friends for years. "Yes'm," he teased. "I promise you, I won't stare at your ass for more than any guy who likes girls would stare." He did for a moment, but then averted his eyes. As hot as Tara was, Sable was the owner of his heart, and everyone who knew him knew it. Before they made their way to the table, he went behind the bar to get one of the smaller, younger pythons, cooing to it as he wrapped it around his neck.