The mental image she had when Soren said 'twirl their moustaches' was Snidely Whiplash with fangs and she snorted a laugh, "Oh, that's good." Tara listened as he went on about the vampires he knew and she weighed it over in her mind before asking, "So you're tellin' me that these vampires you know ain't the bloodthirsty, creepy ass dead guys like the ones I know 'bout? Are they mainstreamin'? See, th' reason vampires came out in the first place is 'cause some fools in Japan came up with synthetic blood and started bottlin' it as a drink - TruBlood - an' the vampires in the media say they drink only that. Now I know fo' a fact that ain't true, 'cause I seen people still with scars on their necks. Fangbangers. Sure, you can mass-produce synthetic blood, but you can't mass-produce synthetic sex. I mean, real good sex. Vibrators an' all that shit aside." She took a seat and leaned back "I'll take a Michelob."