"Movies 'bout my being a pirate. 'course they cut out most of the battles, and the sacking and th'pillaging, and made Bill into some sort've half-rotten waterlogged ghost of a man. Don't even look like him."
He shook his head, "Besides that they left out the most important part. Th'fact that I'm a bloody vampire. Don't know who was asleep at th'switch for that one. S'not like I ever worked all that hard to make a secret of it, s'just that most people didn't believe it when I told them."