"Water's fine." He didn't get enough of it. J-Crizzle had a habit of turning it into wine when Lucifer's back was turned.
"He's eating my hair? Goodness!" Lucifer looked up theatrically. "I don't see anything. Perhaps he's behind me?" He turned. "Nothing! Small child, I believe you're mistaken. I think I would know if there were a baby gnawing on my head." In a stage whisper, he added to Mary, "I think your sister is a bit silly in the head."