Soren held up the ferret to his ear, pretending it was whispering in his ear. "Well, you really shouldn't nibble on Guildenstern's ears. It's not nice. Do you want me to chew on your ears? Yes you would! You would mind!"
He turned and gently took a ferret ear between his lips, gently shaking his head back and forth in a pantomimed act of aggression.