Bruce seemed calm, but that wasn't too unusual. This wouldn't be the weirdest thing that had happened in his lifetime, although it might just break the top ten list. And despite his age, Bruce seemed as strong and steady as ever; his hand gripped the teacup with the same surgeon's steadiness that Dick had come to expect. That wasn't particularly strange either; Dick had always imagined that Bruce would never age, but rather turn into an older version of himself.
What was strange was that it was very clearly Bruce looking at the two of them, and not Batman. Dick had any number of questions, but kept them to himself for the moment. "I should let everyone know that Bruce is awake," Dick told Alfred, letting himself out of the room.
When Dick was gone, Alfred gave Bruce a brief smile. "Well now, Master Bruce. Gave us quite a scare, you did. I should thank you not to freeze to death on any more mountainsides. It's just a lucky coincidence that Master Dick happened to be there." Alfred knew that it wasn't really Bruce's fault, but he only really had one reaction to near death experiences, and that was sarcasm.