"Ja, uh... De ones dats am justs insides of a door nears de kitchens. Dats is all you needs to knows on. Unless, you knows, you wants it to goes dat way. Dere's is a whole lots of things you cans change abouts what am happens to you to makes it so you ain't me when you am gets to beings my age?"
He took a drag of his cigarette and played his own guitar for a while.
"But it ain'ts too bad. I can tellings you I wouldn'ts personally change ons a thing." With a one-shouldered shrug, he followed up. "Well, nothings I cans change, I woulds. Dere's is a whole lots of things you just can'ts change on. Likes, you knows, our mother, or Murgleface. Woulds if you coulds, but hnn, just can'ts."