"I'm not married and I haven't ever been!" Ollie snapped, trying to hide his amusement at her being as concerned about her livelihood as she was about the child revelations. "I wasn't always a good guy. I had a son, Connor. I never knew him growing up, but I met him shortly before I died. That's a long story for another time." Being undead was something he was so used to that he'd almost forgotten it wasn't a normal thing in some parts.
"Anyway, Connor's a little older than you are. I was getting to know him before I popped up here. Then there's Roy, he's about Dickwing's age. He kinda filled the spot that Connor never had. Not quite my son, but as close to as he coulda been. I wasn't a great role model to him, but he turned out better than I've ever hoped. Then there's Robert, just a little one. I've never met him. His mother drugged me and... took advantage of my situation." Ollie hesitated, but decided to continue on. "I'm pretty sure that's all of 'em. No one's ever asked for child support, anyway. Guess my sidekick Mia might count, but I only took her in when she was fifteen. She's eighteen now. Or was, last I saw her."