Who: God and Silent Bob What: The quietest log EVAR. When: Now. Where: The Denny's bathroom where Bob works. Warnings: Smut. Probably NC-17. It's God, people. You know the drill.
She'd been hoping he'd say yes. Every since she saw the adorable little stoner carry Bethany to the church, she'd thought he was cute and had made a mental note to fuck him stupid the first chance she got. Knowing that he was at the Denny's he worked at, she popped into the lobby and made her way over to him. Crooking her finger at him, she turned and walked to the men's bathroom. Holding the door open for him, she waited until he was all the way through it before snapping her fingers, closing and locking it.
She pushed him backwards into a stall until he was seated on the toilet, the lid supporting him underneath. Her eyes traveled over his body and her hands made short work of undoing his pants, pulling his cock out and stroking it to hardness, leaning down to lick the underside of it, bathing it with her tongue. Sinking her mouth down to the base of him, before pulling back up, she set a quick rhythm, slicking up his cock with saliva.