Glancing over at the clerk who was looking curiously in his direction, Jack playfully mouthed 'Pre-op', giggling and moving his head to look at Greg when he came out of the dressing room.
"Oh my gosh," Jack gasped with a laugh and put a hand to his mouth, "Oh you look wonderful darling! I've not seen one of those on someone who wasn't waxed or actually a woman but I must say, rawr!" He stepped forward, his hands going up, pretense of going to fiddle with the neckline a bit, but he stopped, remembering how Greg had reacted earlier to a mere shirt sleeve, let alone a neckline.
"You'll need a wonderful necklace!" He said, his arms crossing as he looked the man over, "Good lord, look at those hips! Popping it like it's hot over here!"