"I think thiat-" Pointing to one of the dresses near Jack, walking over to pull it off the rack, "Would be fabulous," When in West Hollywood, speak as the locals speak, apparently. He even managed with a mostly-straight face.
Oh, the irony of that phrase.
They seemed to have finally caught the interest of the clerk, who wandered over to assess the two of them. "Will you be needing shoes as well?" Greg had to actually look down to address the small man-woman, and just scoffed. "Doesn't look like it, does it, kid?"