"Are they real police, dear, or do they charge by the hour? Easy to mix them up, but I can give you a tip; standrad police uniforms do not included booty shorts," Jack grinned and crossed his arms as he leaned back in his seat.
"Oh yes, I do suppose we are. Now, I kind of have to bring up the stubble you are sporting, there, Gregory. It might give up the goose, as it were. Mind, you have everything but a females figure, which, don't get me wrong, I love about you, but isn't good for being a drag queen. Oh! Wait, what will be your name in drag, darling? And if you say your first pet's name and the street you grew up on, I'll slap you for being uncreative."