"What? No!" his eyes widening just as much as Rhodey's. "No way! You should know me better than that, and getting married hasn't changed me that much." Though his eyes were shifting slightly. married life had changed him but for the better. He didn't drink nearly as much, his heart was whole again, and he hadn't really had to don the suit like he used to.
Then his eyes narrowed considerably. "Traitors, all of you. This is mutiny, though just you wait until you put your suit on, platypus. You have fun with your pleasant surprise when you put it on." And Tony wasn't going to tell him anything more about that rainbow he painted on the inside of the HUD.