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Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Post-Dethklok) (goodbettermetal) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-06-29 05:30:00

Entry tags:

lulu, nathan explosion, skwisgaar skwigelf (post-dethklok)

Who: Members of Dethklok (Mostly Skwisgaar) and Lulu
What: NO NATHAN BOOBS ARE NOT YOURS. (Lulu's over.)
Where: I DON'T CARE THAT THEY WERE IN A GUEST ROOM (Mini-Mordhaus)
When: YOU CAN'T JUST GRAB EVERY TIT YOU SEE. (Shortly after everyone went crazy-lovey)
Warnings: IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. (Probably plenty of violence, swearing, and sex. Drugs are possible. There really should just be a giant Biohazard warning on anything Dethklok does.)

Skwisgaar was feeling much better after Sadako had been hired on as the one-woman medical team. In fact, he'd been feeling better than he ever HAD felt in his admittedly short memory. He even agreed to play in Dethklok, at least until a younger, more chronologically suited him came around to take his rightful place. As it was, he was on his way from the kitchen to the main hall, humming quietly to himself, his fingers twitching out of muscle memory. He walked past the main staircase, and looked to the main entrance, smiling to himself. He had somehow managed to somewhat ignore the fact that Nathan and Toki had gone clear out of their minds about weddings or whatever. it didn't involve him, and therefore, it wasn't important.

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ultimafury
2008-06-29 01:28 pm UTC (link)

Lulu had done the only thing she'd known to do after reading what Marcus had posted in the forums. It hadn't really sunk in yet that he'd not only shunned her, that he'd shunned her to the tune of marrying someone else.

If she'd been honest, she'd have agreed that the other girl made sense. She was closer to his age, and she probably wasn't as damaged as Lulu. Lulu was surprised she'd let Marcus in at all.

After closing her laptop, she grabbed her coat, purse, and keys and had planned to take a taxi to a pub, to drink herself into a stupor. Instead, she found herself surprised to find herself telling the cabbie to take her to the address of Mini-Mordhaus. She'd not intended to, but her subconscious had other plans, it seemed.

Once she was at the door, she was pleased to find that the same person answered it - or so they said, she couldn't tell with the hoods, anyway. She told them that she'd like to see Skwisgaar later, but could she please just go lay down in a guest bedroom for a while? They showed her to a room on the ground floor, near Skwisgaar's. They started to turn the bed down for her, but she smiled and thanked them, informing them that she was capable of it herself. They bowed and excused themselves, shutting the door after her.

She was glad the heavy drapes were already closed. Flinging herself on the bed, she kicked off her shoes, sighing loudly. Pressing the heels of her palms into her eyes, she tried very hard not to weep in frustration, half wishing she was still on a pilgrimage. There'd been no time for tears then. Pushing the covers away, she crawled into the bed, sighing at how soft the sheets were.

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blackestblack
2008-06-29 01:33 pm UTC (link)

Mini-Mordhaus was small. Too small to get lost in, Nathan discovered, wandering the halls. It pissed him off, but it was also a nice challenge to rebuild the whole damn place. There were improvements they could make.

Or something. Mostly, he was just looking for the kitchen.

The sounds of shifting in one of the guest rooms gave him pause, and he opened the door. It was one of the smaller guest rooms, and the female frame in the bed was gorgeous. Sure, he was madly in love - soon to be wed, if he had his way - but he knew a hot chick when he saw one.

"Hey, are you all right?" Nathan reached out to console her, his hand grabbing her boob out of reflex.

He wasn't sure how he ended up across the room after that, or why his hair was standing on end, but he knew when he'd been electrocuted. That feeling he was pretty familiar with. He dusted himself off, blinking.

"Uh, okay, you just let someone know if you need anything." Moving out into the hall, he blinked. That'd been weird.

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-29 01:46 pm UTC (link)

Skwisgaar had heard the shuffle of Nathan's feet as he staggered out into the hall and he got a smug smile, "Huh, Nathan, you has bad statics hair." He called up the stairs before starting up the stairs with a swagger, "What, you is forgets that hairblowersdryers is bads for dat?" He crossed his arms in front of him, looking at the vocalist eye to eye.

Then he realized that it was one of the guest rooms that Nathan had come out of, "Has you gots your blushings bride in deres?" He peeked over the shoulder of the other man to see if he could sneak a peek at the woman. And that wasn't what he expected. He knew that hair.

"Dats... is not your womans." His smile dropped into a curious frown. And once it sunk in who exactly it was, and that the static in Nathan's hair wasn't entirely coincidental, he scowled.

"WHAT DOES YOUDOES!?"

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blackestblack
2008-06-29 01:48 pm UTC (link)

"Nothing!" Nathan blinked and ran his fingers through his standing on end hair, wincing as some static electricity shocked him. "I asked her if she needed any - oh. I thought she was a groupie, so I might have..."

It occurred to him that Skwisgaar didn't usually yell about Nathan touching groupies, and he blinked. "Dude, are you okay? You're kind of loud. She's sleeping. Sort of. When she's not electrocuting me. When did we get groupies who can do that? That's fucking metal."

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-29 01:54 pm UTC (link)

"QUIT CALLINGS HER A GROUPIES." He shoved the black haired man aside as he grumbled something that certainly wasn't English and opened the door, "Lulu, I apologize ats Nathans, he don't knows you was, you knows. Friends." He spun around and pointed at the vocalist, "I deals with you a later time." Then he slid into the room, "Vury sorries, Nathans is... vury rude. Hn." Closing the door behind him, he looked over at his friend, and realize she had tears on her cheeks.

"Oh fuckings names of Odin, I kills him for you laters, hokay? Sorry he is comes in here and does things, is you okay? Does you needs anythings?"

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	ultimafury 2008-06-29 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	Lulu shook her head, laughing a little. She wiped at her cheeks with the back of a hand, waving for him to come sit down beside her. "Don't... he didn't know, and he honestly didn't deserve me electrocuting him. It's not him." She sniffled and sat up, trying to make herself stop crying. "It's stupid, anyway." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goodbettermetal
2008-06-29 02:03 pm UTC (link)

The Swede wrapped his arm around her shoulders and held her close, "Don'ts be silly, whats is silly dat woulds makes you cries abouts, hn?" He ran a hand through her hair to get it out of her face, "Silly things is not supposeds to make you cries, Lulu." He shook his head, "Whats is de problems?"

Clearly, he had no clue. He'd been too busy reveling in his newfound health by deteriorating it as fast as he possibly could. He was amazingly sober just then, however, and thus, was likely a little less clear-thinking than if he had any mind-altering drugs in his system.

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	ultimafury 2008-06-29 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	She almost felt stupid for talking about it, but his hands in her hair were shockingly gentle and she found herself curling closer. "We agreed we were going to try something. But whatever made everyone crazy got him too." She chuckled and wiped at her eyes some more, shrugging. "I'm being melodramatic. We went on one date." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goodbettermetal
2008-06-29 02:45 pm UTC (link)

Skwisgaar's hand continued petting lightly across her hair, as his other arm stayed around her shoulders, light and easy to shrug off if she so chose. He smiled slightly and huffed, "Ja, Nathans and Toki, dey... sort of gots into dat as well. Stupid, p'fft." He shook his head, "Well, you can sees if it is works out betweens him and dis other ladies? Be happies for him. But if you really wants him, you is gots to fights for it."

Ugh, how much of a hypocrite was he being? Skwisgaar cleared his throat and turned away, and he leaned back on the bed. He looked up at the canopy, "I has a confessions, since I brings dat whole things up." His sight finally fell back on Lulu, and there was a smile sneaking over his features, just barely. "I can'ts but help feels vury jealous of dat guy. Been thinking onsides of it for a whiles."

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ultimafury
2008-06-29 02:51 pm UTC (link)

Lulu's eyes closed and she made a contented noise at his fingers skimming over her hair. She had been about to respond to his statement that she should fight for Marcus when Skwisgaar turned away. It made her shut up, and her eyes followed him.

His words made her blink, and her mouth fell open slightly. After a few moments she became aware of her gaping, and she shut it, swallowing hard. She hadn't even really thought that Skwisgaar would be the sort to be jealous. He could have anyone he wanted with his fame and fortune.

"Really? I - really?" She moved closer to him, reaching out to put a hand on his shoulder. "I didn't know, I'm sorry. I can go, if you want."

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-29 02:56 pm UTC (link)

His brow knit in confusion, and he tried to understand why she would even think to leave. "Don't goes?" He shook his head, "You is safe to comes here if you needs a place to thinks. I thinks dat Nathans is understandings dat you isn'ts no sorts of groupie.' He looked over at the door, "And he is probablies is listenings in abouts it, too." He shook his head, "But de facts of it is dat I..."

He murmured the next part, looking over at her, "Likes. You." It was something he didn't actually say to many others. Sure, he had dated before, he had several relationships (Mostly for appearances) but none of them really had a basis in actual... like. Desire, yes, but never a sincere interest in the other person.

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ultimafury
2008-06-29 03:02 pm UTC (link)

"I like coming here. It's odd, but it feels like home a little." She was used to traveling with people who were rowdy and loud. Granted, none of them had ever grabbed her breast by way of greeting, but she was sure that Nathan had probably gotten the point.

Lulu had been about to cuddle up to him, to rest her head on his chest when he said he liked her. It was pitched low, and she wasn't really sure she'd heard him correctly at first. With wide eyes she looked at him to make sure she had. "Really? You ... " She let the sentence hang in the air for a moment, closing her eyes to think.

Of course there was an attraction between her and Skwisgaar. There always had been, a sort of teasing flirtation mingled in with the affection she'd written off as sisterly. It was different from the butterflies Marcus had given her. Maybe it was because Marcus was young and inexperienced - a bit like herself. Skwisgaar was something else entirely. He was desire mixed with affection. Their relationship was already easy, as comfortable as the bed they were laying on.

She smiled a bit to herself and laid down, looking at him. "You're sure."

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-29 03:11 pm UTC (link)

He nodded, then chuckled and shook his head just once, "Ja, I wasn'ts at de first, but ja." He laid on his side, propping his head up, looking into her eyes, "I don't usuallies likes on a person so much, usuallies, you know, writes it off as just lusts. I have plenty of experience with dats." Then, he thought it through, going over the mental tags of all the moments he had to shake himself out of thinking about her, about That Boy that had her instead of him, and how strong his ire was for that person he'd never met.

"I can't says on dat I never has felts dis way before? But is vury rare. Enoughs dat I don'ts know how to tell you completelies."

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ultimafury
2008-06-29 03:15 pm UTC (link)

She couldn't help smiling, looking away from his eyes lest she giggle nervously. "Come here?" She wanted him to hold her again, and she reached out to bring him closer to her.

Once she was in his arms, her head against his chest, she looked up at him. "You look better today. More color in your cheeks. Have you been exercising?" It wasn't that she was avoiding the issue, it was more that she was genuinely curious. As she spoke, she ran her fingers thoughtfully over his chest, biting her lip. "Why didn't you tell me sooner?"

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-29 03:24 pm UTC (link)

Skwisgaar addressed the first question with a smile, "Ja, I has beens. We is gots a healer, like you suggests on. She makes me betters den I has feel for a vury long times. Heals my heart, can't wait to sees de look on my doctor's face abouts it." He slid closer and his arm draped over her side, and he played with the ends of her hair, lips pressing lightly to her forehead, kissing lightly. "I don't tells you abouts it forcause you hads a man alreadies. I don't steps insides of dat." He had some manner of honor, though it was loose in many, many cases.

"Lulu, I don't just thinks of you as some sorts of groupies-chicks. You don'ts cares on what sorts of famous I has, and dats is..." Actually very comforting, "Good."

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ultimafury
2008-06-29 03:33 pm UTC (link)

"Oh, good. I was worried about you, you know." She let her head rest on his shoulder, kissing it lightly. Her fingers skimmed down his chest, and she sat up to look at him. Hearing him out made her smile, and she swung herself to sit in his lap.

After a moment, she let her forehead rest against his, smiling a little. "I'd not heard of you prior to this world because you weren't in mine, Skwisgaar. But I won't ever care. You're you. That's what matters."

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-29 11:43 pm UTC (link)

"Don't ever gots to worry about me never agains. We employs of a lady dats can heals us all up and even resurrect us if we dies - a lady's dats can't ever dies herselfs or whatever. I was asplainds it? But I don't think I gets it really. She is hokay, though." Both brows raised and he got a smile once she was on his lap, and he levered himself up to his elbows to look at her.

He was already weighing his options. Now that he'd come clean, and learned that she felt the same way, things were going to be smooth. They could go two routes; send the stupid dildos kid packing because he got overcome by the same crazy marriage virus thing and actually let it take over his puny little brain as it had Toki and Nathan's, and start something of their very own, something that he'd work at making last... or they could just continue as they had before. The latter would surely make him sulk, and he was opposed to sulking when a lot of good had just befallen him.

He ran his hand over her side, light and dancing, and he pressed a kiss to her cheek after she spoke. "Dat's is whats I like to hears. You want to be... a friends? To me not fors my fames or fortunes, but fors me. Dats is a vury good sorts of gift." He moved his hand up to push her hair back over her shoulder and brush his fingertips across her neck and shoulder, reveling in the skin-to-skin contact.

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ultimafury
2008-06-29 11:49 pm UTC (link)

Lulu blinked and her eyes widened. "That's ... that's amazing. She can't die herself?" Idly Lulu wondered if the other woman was lonely. It sounded terrible - almost like Sin itself. But she stopped thinking about all of that when Skwisgaar smiled at her.

"You should smile more. It's nice." She stroked his cheek, letting her thumb run over his cheekbone. Being so much higher than him was fun, and she let her fingertips dance over his neck. She was at an impasse: she could either let Marcus and his new girl be, or she could go in and fight for him and simply stay friends with Skwisgaar. You'll be friends with him regardless. She'd been thinking about her options when his fingers ran up over her hip and his lips pressed to her cheek when she realized something - something she should've seen earlier. Friends don't do that. And I'm okay with it, have been for a long time. I like it. If any of her other "friends" had touched her half as much as Skwisgaar, she would've slapped them, very much like she did Nathan.

When his fingertips ran over her shoulder, she closed her eyes and bit her lip. The sensation was really intimate, and it surprised her. "I'm glad you have fame and fortune - if only for yourself - but I don't care about that, nor do I really ... if I cared about just that, I'd have started to exploit it already." Lulu found herself arching into his touch like a cat, butting her shoulder against his hand.

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-30 12:03 am UTC (link)

Friends didn't usually sleep with each other, either, even if it was just to test the waters of a newly budding relationship. Then again, this was Skwisgaar. He had a naturally sensual, sexual way about him that was almost contagious. He made people feel at ease and knew how to use it to his own ends. He often did, too.

His fingers continued to lightly trace across her bare skin, the tips of his nails moving in featherlight trails over her collarbone and just over her breasts, never touching them before he slipped the back of his fingers over the side of her neck again, resting them at the curve between the nape of her neck and her shoulder. They continued their idle twitching, just barely perceivable by touch. "You could exploits on it if you wanted tos, I has plenty of moneys, don'ts know what to does with it all?" He murmured, "I could see myselfs spoilings on you a whole bunch if you woulds even let me." He leaned back to look in her eyes, his own half lidded, wholly content.

"I really don't evers got nobody to spoils." He realized out loud.

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ultimafury
2008-06-30 12:14 am UTC (link)

His fingertips raised goosebumps wherever they went and she tried hard not to visibly shiver. While he might have inspired nearly feline feelings in her, she knew he really must have been partially feline. It was in the languid way he moved, his half-lidded stares.

His fingertips twitching on her skin, almost playing her like his guitar made her smile. As he laid down, she smiled at him, shrugging. "You may if you wish. I'd never require it, and I'd never ask for it."

Leaning forward, she planted a kiss to his forehead, rolling a bit so she could lay next to him, propping her head up with a hand. She ran her fingers down his chest slowly. "As long as you'll allow me to spoil you as well."

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-30 12:34 am UTC (link)

Skwisgaar laid beside her with his head propped up once more, eyes focused on hers, purely enjoying her company as they were - another fairly new trick, since he was used to already being mid coitus after this much time spent alone with a woman. He was surprisingly comfortable with it.

He moved his hand down her arm, to lightly guide her hand to just above his heart, "Now dat dis is a fixed up, I can say with honesties dat I could treats you how you needs." The smile came back, "And if you ask me to does dats, I will. You justs ask." His fingers lifted from her hand and rested on her hip, never looking away from her. She was warm, inviting, and open. And more importantly, on some subconscious level, he knew he was moving in while she was unguarded, unsure, and had absolutely no qualms about it. He didn't see it as that in his more conscious thought process. He rarely ever did.

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ultimafury
2008-06-30 12:41 am UTC (link)

The tears on her cheeks were drying, replaced by the small lines that framed her mouth whenever she smiled. It was odd, if only because she wasn't used to smiling so much, as well as the fact that she'd done an emotional 180. Skwisgaar seemed to inspire happiness within her, something she wouldn't ever argue with.

Lulu blinked as he guided his hand upward, still smiling. She had to bite her lip a little bit to keep from saying anything stupid in reply to him. Everything that had come to mind was cliche and trite, and she didn't want to ruin the moment with words that didn't really mean anything.

Instead, she leaned down to press her lips to his. The kiss was tentative, searching, a small shy thing that shuddered as much as she did.

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-30 12:49 am UTC (link)

Frankly, that was better than asking, in the Swede's general opinion of things, and he kissed back, gentle and assuring, as he squeezed her hip just slightly. He moved his hand then, to the small of her back, moving just the slightest bit closer to her. This was a good sign. He had confidence that he could keep her from doubt in him, and although he had his reservations with getting into any relationship due to his promiscuous nature, he'd been in a long-standing monogamy (at least on his end of things) for nearly ten years. He felt like he could do this.

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ultimafury
2008-06-30 12:55 am UTC (link)

His gentleness almost threw Lulu off guard, and she smiled as he moved her closer. It was nice to know that there were parts of him that only she would see, that there was more to him than just his immense talent and fortune. Of course, she'd known the latter already.

She sighed contentedly, moving a little bit closer, burrowing a little bit more. "Did I hurt your friend?" It was a murmured afterthought, but she wanted to make sure.

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-30 01:02 am UTC (link)

He, of all the men in the band, actually did have the ability (though hardly ever the desire or reasons) to be gentle. Toki would, but he was rarely careful enough. Skwisgaar wrapped his arm around her and laid his head down, sighing happily, "P'fft, Nathans? Nah. He's is a brick wall, can take prettys much anythings you is throw at him. He's going to have hells of a time getting his hair to come down, though." He chuckled and shook his head. "I'd say does it again just to make sure." He was joking, but only partly.