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Alan Shore (unethicallawyer) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-06-17 19:52:00

Entry tags:

alan shore, denny crane

Who: Alan Shore and Denny Crane.
What: Balcony scene.
Where: ...Duh, the balcony? At the Boston office.
When: Some evening after a hard days work.
Why: Because it has to happen.
Warnings: Nah.

Alan walked out the door of Denny's office onto the large balcony. He was ready to relax with his drink after winning a difficult case. It was night, but not too dark since the whole city was lit up.

Denny wasn't there yet, but he would join shortly. Alan poured himself a drink and sat down in his seat. The cigar could wait until Denny got there.

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denny_crane
2008-06-18 01:17 am UTC (link)

Denny walked out onto the balcony, loosening his tie a bit. The day was over. It had been a good day. Denny Crane's record was undefeated, as usual. His case hadn't been an easy one, but juries loved him. He was Denny Crane! Everyone loved him. Except for his ex-wives and terrorists. Hell, even the democrats loved him--There was one out on his balcony right now.

Denny poured himself a glass of scotch and sat down. "Isn't it great to be great?" he asked rhetorically.

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	unethicallawyer 2008-06-18 01:36 am UTC (link)
	Alan looked up and smiled when Denny walked in. He gave a nod as he tipped his glass up in a toast. "Great indeed." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-18 01:42 am UTC (link)
	Denny leaned back, toasting and then taking a drink. He pulled out his cigar. "How did the episode treat you?" he asked as he lit up. "I hardly see you at all with your new timezone." He gestured a bit with his cigar before taking a puff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-06-18 01:50 am UTC (link)
	"Very well. Won the case, it was a difficult one, too." Alan pulled out a cigar as well, pulling out his own lighter. "I'm still around. The timezones do make it a bit crazy, but I'm still here." He flicked the lighter, but it didn't light up. He shook it a bit, but it refused to work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-18 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Denny shook his head a little at his friend's lighter. "Let me guess, one of those eco-friendly numbers?" He leaned forward and lit Alan's cigar. Any homoerotic implications were completely lost on Denny. "How's it going with the naughty innkeeper?" Denny asked, hoping his adjective choice would urge Alan to fill in some blanks about Lorelai's turndown services. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-06-18 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Alan frowned at his lighter. "It must be out of lighter fluid." He let Denny light his cigar and thanked him. The implications were not lost on him, but were ignored. "Things with Lorelai are..." he looked a little confused, "well, I'm not quite sure." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-19 12:05 am UTC (link)
	"Not sure?" Denny furrowed his brow a little, blowing smoke into the night air. "You're not getting the mad cow, are you?" he asked, tapping the side of his forehead with the unlit end of his cigar. "Didn't know it was contagious." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-06-19 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Alan laughed a little, "No, just, she's been very distant. I'm not really sure why or how to fix it." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-19 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Denny leaned back, taking a drink. "Distant? You live in the same hotel, how distant can she be?" He thought about it for a moment. "This have anything to do with that word salad business?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-06-19 01:11 am UTC (link)
	"Distant. Avoiding. She's been... brushing me off. It. It did start with word salad. I don't know exactly why. I have some ideas." He took a deep puff from his cigar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-19 01:17 am UTC (link)
	"Was I right?" he asked. "Was she making fun of you?" Denny didn't normally think it was appropriate for him to hit a woman--shoot her, maybe, if she was a terrorist--but he'd make an exception, for Alan's sake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-06-19 01:21 am UTC (link)
	"No, I don't think she was. I'm not exactly sure what she was doing. I think... she's either afraid that I'm going too far or afraid that she is going too far. I'm just not sure which." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-19 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Denny tilted his head. He didn't know how Alan had gotten that from 'green flamingo', or whatever it was that she said. "Do you two understand eachother's garbledygook when you get into it? You seem to understand yourself well enough when the rest of us don't have a clue what you're talking about." "What about the sex?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-06-19 01:38 am UTC (link)
	"No, no, I didn't understand what she said. Just from how she would have interpreted why I started word salading last time." He took a drink. "Ah, the sex right now is... not happening." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-19 01:53 am UTC (link)
	"Are you doing it right now?" Denny asked. "I don't have the first clue what you just said." "No sex?" Denny looked concerned. "Why?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-06-19 02:10 am UTC (link)
	"Nevermind. It's not important." "Because she's being distant. It's hard to have sex when the other person barley talks to you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-19 02:15 am UTC (link)
	"So, what now? Is it over? Is she available? I thought you liked this one." Denny took his cigar out of his mouth. "Alan, what's going on?" The vibe was definitely off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-06-19 02:54 am UTC (link)
	"No, she's not available, it's not over. I just need to figure out what she's thinking so I can know what to do. I. I like her very much." Alan was quiet for a moment as he took a drink. "I think I love her, Denny." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-19 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Denny raised a brow. That was serious. He hadn't heard Alan say that about a woman.. ever. Denny was always asking him, and Alan always just laughed. "You've got to keep her, then," Denny said, very serious. "Being in love.. You can't let that get away from you, Alan." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-06-19 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Alan took another drink. "Yes. I know. But she just went through a bad break up and I have no idea if she's ready for that sort of thing, and God knows I will never be 'ready' for that kind of thing. I don't really know what I'm suppose to do." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-19 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Denny cocked his head. "Just broke up? When? You've been seeing her as long as I've been here." He shook his head a little, waving his cigar dismissively. "You're making this too complicated. Just marry her already and get it over with." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-06-19 04:07 am UTC (link)
	"It was before you got here," Alan answered dismissively. "I. I don't know if I can, Denny." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-19 04:12 am UTC (link)
	"Alan.." Denny frowned. Much of the time, Denny Crane was self-confident and had grown more and more 'silly'. He had fun with Alan, and the other man made him feel less alone. But now he was serious. "Alan, I have never heard you say that you loved any of the women you've been with." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-06-19 11:50 am UTC (link)
	"I don't think I was in love with any woman since...I don't know if I can go through that again. Denny... I'm a little frightened." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

denny_crane
2008-06-19 11:57 am UTC (link)

Denny knew what Alan meant. He might forget a lot of things these days, but he remembered the important conversations he had with his friend. He knew losing his wife had been rough on Alan. Denny had been married six times, and joked about it. Alan barely spoke of his marriage.

"You can do it," Denny said softly. "You have me now." Denny would be there for Alan, and he'd pick up the pieces, if need be. He hadn't been there when Alan's wife died, but he damn sure would be here as long as he lived. All the way up until the day that Alan has to shoot him.

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	unethicallawyer 2008-06-19 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	Alan smiled at Denny. He knew Denny would stick with him, if only for the fact that Alan was one of the only people that didn't make him feel like he was over, but it still really meant something. Knowing he wouldn't be alone, no matter what. "You're right, Denny. With you I could probably do anything." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-19 12:05 pm UTC (link)
	Denny's drink was nearly empty and his cigar almost finished. It was a nice night. Cool, but not cold. Nice breeze. After a pause, he broke the pensive stillness. "Sleepover?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-06-19 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	Alan laughed. "I think that sounds like a wonderful idea!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-20 02:40 am UTC (link)
	"I'm not having sex with you," Denny warned, setting down his glass. He put out his cigar in the ash tray. He stood up, smoothing down his suit coat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-06-21 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	"Good, I'm glad we're both clear." Alan smiled, following Denny's example. He was smoothing down his own suit coat and looked over at the other man. Denny was there for him. Even if things fell apart, Denny would be there. Maybe that's what he needed. He'd been so scared before, he wasn't really sure what he had been scared of, but it was better with Denny here. (Reply to this) (Parent)