"About time you got here," he said after he'd just picked up her drink and was about to tip it up. "I was about to imbibe your fresh and tasty alcoholic beverage for you." He held the drink over to her by the stem at the bottom of the glass and took a huge mind freezing gulp of his own. "I give private tours of my bedroom if you want to take part in that. It's not exactly a superhero's mansion, but it lures the ladies. And pretending to be a helpless old cripple."
Setting his drink down, he stretched his arms above his head and crossed his legs. "So speaking of marital bliss, what did the hubby do that's got you hanging out with the Gregster when you should be making babies five ways from Sunday right now."