Good lord, how did women have babies by themselves, she had no idea. Of course he wouldn't wake up. "I told you, you shoulda brought manure, that would've woken him right up.." she said, laying back and panting, waiting for the next contraction. The head of the baby was just about to be out. "Okay.. look.. I know it's super gross.. and you don't have to look? But.. I just need you to come over here and when I tell you, I need you to .. um.. just stick your hands under my gown.. don't look if you don't want.. and just.. catch him when he comes out okay?"